W.T.F.

Hi Woz,

In case you don't recognize the email address, this is a Dude you sort of knew from Your Dorm five years ago. I keep meaning to call you about this, and I keep forgetting to do so. CalendarGirl gave me your email and phone number.

That guy who played bad techno above Desk, another guy you kind of remember, your old UROP advisor, some other dude you've never met, and I are throwing yet another guy's bachelor party this summer, probably on Fooday, June Bar. I was hoping I could get you to perform a strip-tease along with that girl from the Calendar and our other random girl friend for the party. I've spoken with the other two girls, and they seem excited about doing this.

I'll send more info as I get it, but here's the basic idea that we (The groomsmen) had for what we want you to do. We want a strip tease where your clothing is removed with wire strippers (I can supply them) and at the end of which the wire strippers end up in The Groom's pants. If possible, we'll have a server rack (Or possibly multiple racks) for one (Or all) of you to come out of at the start of the show. Think the classic cake thing, but with server racks. I'm not sure what level of nudity you will be comfortable with, but my 2 cents would be toplessness would be good, full nudity probably not necessary, but again, it's up to you since you are doing this. We can also find a way to compensate you for this, though I have no idea what you would want. Honestly, I'd be willing to find out how much a "professional" would cost and pay you, but that somehow doesn't seem quite right. We can figure that out later.

Another idea I had was to have you wearing these in the 403 variety at least at some point: link. I'll be happy to buy them and get them shipped here if you'll let me know what size you'll need.

Please let me know if you'd be up for this asap. If you have any questions about planning, please contact either me or the Calendar girl and we can discuss it. If you'd like to talk to me about it on the phone, you can either call my cell or my place of business. I hope to hear from you soon.

-Random Dude